My friends, they love my intelligence
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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