we have officially lost it.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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