I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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