If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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