Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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