you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he fucked my hip out of place.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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