I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
