Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Randomize
