I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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