He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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