"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
no, he came in my armpit
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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