This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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