so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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