Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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