Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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