Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
being pregnant is like rehab
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
that may or may not have been my penis.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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