I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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