After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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