these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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