Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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