I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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