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(231): View more from Michigan

i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.

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(850): View more from Florida

I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."

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(816): View more from Missouri

just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.

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(765): View more from Indiana

he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?

(859): View more from Kentucky

i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.

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(706): View more from Georgia

There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.

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(516): View more from New York

Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend

(631): View more from New York

Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better

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