Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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