i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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