this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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