By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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