He kissed a someone with a penis
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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