i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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