i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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