just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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