I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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