You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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