so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
please don't ironically join a cult
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