i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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