VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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