So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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