Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
