Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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