Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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