in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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