Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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