is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I booty called her while she was in labor.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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