We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I should be sponsored by Trojan
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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