super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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