god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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