Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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