The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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