Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Randomize
