He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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