does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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